Why Looney Tunes: Back in Action is objectively the greatest film ever made

stevenscrivello:

No-one ever talks about Looney Tunes: Back in Action and that’s a crime.

Because…

Okay, Brendan Fraser plays a stuntman.

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…who hates working with Brendan Fraser.

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His dad is Timothy Dalton, who plays an actor most well known for spy films.

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…who turns out to actually be a real spy and hides spy shit behind a portrait of himself.

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So father and son have to team up to stop an evil genius…   played by a near-unrecognisable Steve Martin.

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…whose henchman is WWE star Bill Goldberg.

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By the way, Steve Martin is the head of the ACME corporation.

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Yes, that ACME.

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Oh, and among Martin’s underlings are Ron Perlman and Robert Picardo.

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So anyway our heroes end up at Area Fifty TWO… which is run by Joan Cusack.

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…and which houses all sorts of alien nasties, including…

TRIFFIDS

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THIS ISLAND EARTH MUTANTS

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ROBOT MONSTER

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AND MOTHER FUCKING DALEKS

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Plus the twins from Gremlins 2 play the WARNER BROTHERS

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Shaggy and Scooby chastise Matthew Lillard over the live action Scooby Doo movie.

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Porky Pig and Speedy Gonzales lament political correctness killing their careers.

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Brendan Fraser gets to punch Brendan Fraser.

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Fucking plus

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Plus the whole time he’s accompanied by Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny, and the whole thing was directed by Joe Dante so you know that’s a perfect fit.

So in conclusion, please watch Looney Tunes: Back in Action. It will most likely change your life.

extrasassylampshade:

dont-taunt-the-octopus:

me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who’s sitting in the cart trying to get their attention]

toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible]

mom: what?

toddler, even quieter: [incomprehensible]

dad: you gotta speak up, bud

toddler, at full volume: FUCK.

this actually made me laugh out loud

(via star-spangled-jackass)

camdeezy:

xfiels:

you have not experienced true fear until a poster falls down in the middle of the night

One time I thought a poster had fallen down in the middle of the night, but when I turned on my light, it actually was an opossum that fell through my ceiling into my room. So, that’s actually true fear.

(via chaosslibrarian)

puli-dreads:

derinthemadscientist:

johnnyfourballs:

rrozeselavy:

rich ppl are like so easily convinced abt ghosts I remember growing up it was near this vacant lot and whenever I broke a toy instead of going to face the wrath of my mother I would fucking bury it in that lot and then sure enough, some dude tried to develop the land and found a ton of buried rotten dolls and shit and told everyone it was haunted

it’s been over a decade and that lot is still vacant 

You single handedly tanked the value of someone’s prime real estate and that makes me happy

As soon as I read this I immediately started thinking of ways to do this on purpose to get cheap land and I was five posts down my dash before I realised I was becoming Scooby Doo villain

I hope this gets enough traction to be on some version of buzzfeed unsolved

(via chaosslibrarian)

epheliss:

kylogram:

epheliss:

Just cus i cant live off pasta doesnt mean i wont live off pasta

I lived off of almost nothing but spaghetti for 3 years straight and then they had to remove my colon.

That sounds like a you problem

(via chaosslibrarian)

apod:
“ 2018 August 7 Eclipsed Moon and Mars over Mountains
Image Credit & Copyright: Clément Brustel
Explanation: There is something unusual about this astronomically-oriented photograph. It’s not obvious – it was discovered only during...

apod:

2018 August 7

Eclipsed Moon and Mars over Mountains
Image Credit & Copyright: Clément Brustel

Explanation: There is something unusual about this astronomically-oriented photograph. It’s not obvious – it was discovered only during post-processing. It is not the Moon, although capturing the Moon rising during a total lunar eclipse is quite an unusually interesting sight. (Other interesting images also captured during last month’s eclipse can be found here.) It is not Mars, found to the lower right of the Moon, although Mars being captured near its brightest also makes for an unusually interesting sight. (Mars is visible nearly the entire night this month; other interesting images of it can be found here.) It is not the foreground mountains, although the French Alps do provide unusually spectacular perspectives on planet Earth. (Other interesting mountainous starscapes can be found here.) It is the goat.

∞ Source: apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap180807.html

(via astrophysics-daily)


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